Yorkshire RoseYou know, the good folks of my adoptive county are so full of themselves sometimes…

'Appen today is Yorkshire Day.

Sunday, 15th August, 2004
One end of a telephone conversation, overheard while I was waiting to pay for a replacement tyre for my car last Friday:
Good morning, this is Kwik-Fit. Nigel speaking. How can I be of assistance?

No, madam, we don't sell DVD players; that would be Kwik Save.

No, madam, I'm afraid I don't have their number.