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Oh, Richard, you really shouldn't. No, I mean it, you really shouldn't.

If you've been paying attention, you might remember that I posted some birthday presents to Stense on Saturday.

Well, Stense was so excited by my enormous packet that she simply couldn't contain herself any longer: she started opening her presents early! Not all of them, you understand; just three.

And what did she find when she tore open her second present? Something that can only be described as a Hippy Chick Kit. (It's an extremely tired private joke, don't ask.)

Stense was so delighted with her present that she texted me a photograph of herself wearing her new hippy garb.

I've decided to buy her a nurse's uniform for Christmas. (Hey, it's worth a shot!)