Sunday, 21st October, 2007
A few years ago, I bought a rhyming dictionary. It was shrink-wrapped. Imagine my disappointment when I got home and opened it to discover that it was nothing more than a bunch of lists of words which rhyme with each other. I had quite reasonably expected it to be an ordinary dictionary where all the definitions were written in rhyme. You get the idea:
floater (n) sl.
A poo
In the loo
Whose buoyancy
Causes annoyancy
It seems to me there's a huge gap in the market for a proper rhyming dictionary.
(Twenty bonus points for the best rhyming definition in the comments.)