Wednesday, 31st October, 2007
Nasty little ginger shit
Nasty little ginger shit

That's how I will be referring to the third in line to the throne from now on.

What a total wanker.

It's inherited through the Y chromosome, apparently.

Clarificatory postscript: The nasty little ginger shit should not be confused with the song Holding Back the Years by Simply Red. The latter is a nasty little ginger's hit.