Saturday, 8th December, 2007
Jen: Do you want one of these satsumas?
Me: What? You're eating satsumas in my car!
Jen: They're really good.
Me: You'll stink the car out. I've only just got rid of the fish & chips smell from two months back!
Jen: Don't be such a kill-joy! Satsumas aren't like fish & chips: they smell all Christmassy.
Me: So does reindeer shit, but I don't want my car smelling of it!