Introduction
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To Sir David Attenborough
...and his reply
To Dr David Bellamy
...and his reply
To the Editor of the RSPB's Birds
magazine
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To Patrick Moore, OBE
...and his reply
To Mars Confectionary
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To McDonald's Restaurants (UK)
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To Marks & Spencer
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To the Patent Office
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To Lord Hailsham
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To the Bishop of Durham
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To the Archbishop of Canterbury
To the Bishop of Liverpool
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To the Archbishop of Canterbury-Elect
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To the Prime Minister of New Zealand
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A follow-up letter
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To the Prime Minister of Canada
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To the Prime Minister of Australia
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To the Environment Secretary
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...and the Australian reply
To Mr "Tony" Benn (MP)
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To Charles Haughey, Irish Prime Minister
...and somebody else's reply
To Margaret Thatcher
...and No. 10's reply
To Her Majesty the Queen
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To the Chairman of the Football Association
...and the FA's reply
To the Equal Opportunities Commission
...and their reply
To the Editor of The Archers
...and his reply
To Anne Robinson
...and another
To Bernard Davey (the weatherman)
...and his reply
To the Guinness Book of Records
...and their reply
To the Editor of Blue Peter
...and his reply
To Emma Freud
...and her reply