Discontinued Sections
Below are links to some old sections of the Gruts website that are rarely (if ever) updated these days. I didn't want to delete them because link rot is evil:
Images
A small collection of photos. Nowadays, I publish my photos on Flickr.Akimbos
The oldest section of the Gruts website. It originally appeared in 1995. It's a list of words that only ever appear with one particular other word. Read it, and you'll soon get the idea.Julian Date
The writings of Julian Date, man of letters. I'll probably revamp this section at some point, but it's discontinued for the time-being.Toasts
People who died in recent years to whom I raised a toast.Stir Tallies
Find out how long some notorious jailbirds spent in prison.Flame War!
My vicious flame war with the bald twat, Craig Fitzroy.Odd Searches
A list of odd searches that somehow found this site.Fish Names
A list of amusing fish names. Over the years, this page has attracted more new visitors to the website than any other. There are a lot of sad people out therePrime Gruts
Select titbits from the Gruts archive. This page took too long to maintain, so it fell into disuse. I'll probably resurrect it at some point.Fig 1
A pretty pathetic joke.
