| Continuing the on-going flame war which began in 1998 beween Richard and Fitzroy. |
| Richard: | Fitz: |
|---|---|
| Happy New Millennium, you rancid, old tosser. | |
| Back passage merchant. | Spanker of monkeys. |
| Hom. | Autoeroticist. |
| Plagiarist. | Sweaty pants… |
| Pubic dandruff. | |
| Codpiece. | Whanker. |
| Tenesmus. (Look it up - it's a good one!) | |
| Jobernowl. | Fellatior. |
| Gobturd. | |
| Lientery. (Look it up.) | Nocturnal emissary. |
| Gnat's chuff. | You can go and take a running dump for all I care. |
| Whingeing pom. [Message sent from Australia.] | Tourist. |
| Fucking drongo. [Message sent from Australia.] | |
| Daggy wuss. | Potoroo. |
Continued in 2001…